IRONY OF LIFE - BUT FACTS

IRONY OF LIFE - BUT FACTS

Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have onearound.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luckwith others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from theirmistakes and still try their luck with others.

Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensiveclothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have somethingto wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just"an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they stillexpect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don'tbelieve you.

World's shortest story with a HAPPY ending

Backache....................

At a doctor's shop one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him "What the hell did you doto your back?

"The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club?Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in mybedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone.

As looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he wasdressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor says "My previous looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"
He replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today wasthe first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late.I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do.
The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor!"

U carry on....:))

A gal checked her weight on a coin machine - 58 Kg.
Removed Sandal - 56 Kg.
Then Jacket - 53 Kg.
Then Dupatta - 52 Kg.
Then... coins khatam...
A boy in queue behind her said - U carry on.. I'll put the coins!! :-)))