FW: Self Appraisal - Too Good

Self-Appraisal:

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits.


The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:


The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn? The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn. Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now."
replied boy.


The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.


The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even clean your fence and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach, Florida. Again the woman answered in the negative.


With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all, walked over to the boy and said,


"Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job".


The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance with the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to! "

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What an Interpretation - Njoy it!!!

About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to
leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh community. So
the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the
Sikh community. If the Sikh won, the Sikhs could stay. If the Pope won, the
Sikhs would leave. The Sikhs realized that they had no choice. So they
picked a middle-aged man named Harbinder Singh to represent them. Harbinder
asked for one additional condition to the debate. To make it more
interesting, neither side would be allowed to talk. The Pope agreed.

The day of the great debate came. Harbinder Singh and the Pope sat opposite
each other for a full minute.
1. Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.
Harbinder looked back at him and raised one finger.
2. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head.
Harbinder pointed to the ground where he sat.
3. The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine.
Harbinder pulled out an apple.
The Pope stood up and said, "I give up. This man is too good. The Sikhs can stay."

An hour later, the cardinals were gathered around the Pope asking him what
had happened.
1. The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the holy trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still One God common to both our religions.
2. Then, I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us.
3. Then, I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin.
He had an answer for everything. What could I do?"

Meanwhile, the Sikh community had crowded around Harbinder Singh. "What
happened?" they asked.
1. "Well," said Harbinder, "First he said to me that the Sikhs had three days to get out of here. I told him, not one of us was leaving.
2. Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared of Sikhs. I let him know that we were staying right here."
3. "Yes, and then???" asked the crowd.

"I don't know", said Harbinder, "He took out his lunch, and I took out mine”.

Its Chicken Eggs !